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“Every tinpot town has a pub called the Wheatsheaf. I bet there’s even a Sutton sticker in the toilet”
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From the moment I woke up on Saturday morning, the omens were good going into another eagerly anticipated away day. From the leftover pizza on the side of my bed, that I drunkenly ordered the night before, to the superstition when as soon as I set foot outside of my building, I had the…
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“Why would he want to come back? Last time I saw him, I headbutted him in Goldfingers.”
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So in the same way that apparently Fleet is more than just a service station, it turns out that Frome is actually a town, and not just a river that runs through Dorchester. Who knew, eh? Frome is not a place I’d usually look to spend my Wednesday evening, but having come back to…
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“Would you like a smoothie or a cranberry juice for your period?”
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So Dorch are back, lads. That spirit, that fight, that arrogance. Same old Magpies, taking the piss. Andy Harris, Danny O‘Hagan, Matt Lonnon, Mark Jermyn. Oh Mark Jermyn. It‘s far too early to be saying this of course, but for a moment on Saturday it genuinely felt like finally we have our club back.…