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“Scandinavia? Is that a tractor or a country?”
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In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and Dorch bottling derby day. It’s a safer guarantee than socks for Christmas, and spoiler alert… this year was to be no different. Our record against “the rectum of Dorset” (Liddle, R. 2025) is truly, truly abysmal. We had only won 38…