-
“I missed our fourth goal as I was having a piss and I thought it was 3-3 at fulltime. Couldn’t understand why everyone was so happy.”
•
Somewhere, there is a parallel universe that sees Dorch having another really good season. Following a convincing 3-0 home win over Walton that set the tone, we sit comfortably in the playoff picture with a rock solid defence, a potent attack, Tom Smith’s Dosed Coffee is available at the snack bar, and the Gorge…