• “Three points and a cup of tea”

    Celebrating a rare victory. (and Tom doing his ‘special’ face.) The day started off with the usual routine: Tom and Fred getting to the pub ridiculously early, Eames texting us asking where we were as we had forgotten to let him know the plans and me, stuck on a train 20 minutes late. Again.…

  • “Bromley? Good Waitrose in Bromley… even does pigs cheeks!”

    Bromley. Fucking Bromley.  No one actually enjoys going there do they?! Least of all the frankly quite strange residents who live there. Which perhaps goes some way to explaining why they are currently opposing plans to extend the Wimbledon tram link through the town – presumably in a desperate attempt to resist shortening their…

  • “We’re skint as fuck, but we’re staying up”

    Maidenhead United away. It’s fair to say (and I think I speak on behalf of plenty other DTFC supporters) this is one of my favourite away days in non-league football.  Let’s get to basics. The club has history, with their characteristic York Road stadium being the oldest continuously used football stadium in the world.…