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Its summer time, and that means many things for most Brits. Moaning about how cold it is for most of the time and rhetorically asking “I thought it was meant to be summer”, before then complaining incessantly about how fucking hot it is when the sun does come out, and screen-shotting weather apps or…

Boxing Day football is probably the one day of the year that all football fans look forward to. Most people will have spent the previous day held captive in their own homes, with only a (Ash) turkey, cheese board, and monopoly to stop them arguing with relatives. I’m known not to be a fan…

Let’s cast ourselves back to 10 months or so, when we last visited the South West Cambridgeshire town that is St Neots. Dorchester Town FC weren’t going through the best of times and the feeling around the club was very much doom and gloom. The game, however, was one of those matches you witness…

  It’s a Tuesday night in late September, and it can only mean one thing, DERBY DAY! Yep, for reasons best known to the league, a ‘local derby’ has been shunted from one of the prime bank holiday slots, and into a random Tuesday night in September. A sure fire way to enhance the…

Of all the trips in English league and non-league football, the phrase “Slough away on a Tuesday night” is one that sounds especially fucking dull. Slough, a team who were in the Conference in the late 90’s, and a place which is synonymous with being the setting for the series ‘The Office’ (which I…

It’s been a week of firsts for those involved with Dorch. Our first derby win since time began, Jem’s first goal of the season, the first time the bulk of fans actually seemed happy and the first time I ever had a kettle thrown at me at work! (Not to mention the first time…