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“I had a fucking horrible date on ‘Plenty Of Fish’ once.”
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In last week’s blog I mentioned how even a blind squirrel can find a nut occasionally. It turns out that last week’s win was that rare nut find and we sadly reverted to what has been the norm this week as we fumbled about in the dark to produce one of the worst performances…
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“Short corner, where’s that got us?”
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It has been a depressing few weeks following Dorch. Winless in 10 games, into the relegation places, performances abject, results worse. There were plans to have blogs on the Poole, Beaconsfield and Hayes games, but the adage of if you haven’t got anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all combined with utter…
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“We don’t get twatted as often, which is the most Dorch metric of improvement possible.”
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After the disappointment of the Poole Christmas Bank Holiday game, waking up on New Years Day that feeling that some may describe as stupidity came over me once again and I decided to make the trip down the M5 in the hope we might start the year in a better fashion than we ended…
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“There was no intent to hurt him. But I’ve absolutely folded him in half.”
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As another strange festive period comes, the usual wish for three points on Boxing Day will once again go unanswered, albeit it as we’re playing on the 27th and not the 26th this year. Christmas cheer has been in somewhat short supply over the last few seasons, but we’ve had some better luck in…
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“Why has he got a condom on his head?”
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Well, alright lads? Guten Tag! What a difference a week makes. After a disappointing loss to Swindon and a point having surrendered a 1-0 lead at Merthyr last Tuesday, the next two games against Kings Langley and Wimborne, both at home, were vital if we were to get points on the board and start…
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“I’m at a stage in my life where I won’t settle for anything less than Yorkshire Gold.”
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In the same way that you can wait for ages for a bus before two then turn up at the same time, having waited almost three years to see a Dorch win, I’ve now seen two inside the space of about a month. My immediate post night shift return from London to Dorchester was…